Not alot went on here at the Serious household except for the scarey post from Jane!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!! Just the normal ‘Saturday’ things!! Pressure washing the stucco, washing all of the windows and hanging the new tiles in the patio. OH! And watching Bert go more crazy by the minute!! Which brings up this!
A few of you have asked how I know that Bert is ‘horny’ and what he does about it!! Well see, he has a ‘girlfriend’!! An inanimate one that is truly a victim of his lust!! It’s a……. Planter!! Something about this planter just gets him going!!
The first time they ‘met’, Mrs Serious and I were in the backyard and we heard these horrible, weird grunting sounds!! There was Bert, having his way with this planter!!
At first Mrs S seemed disgusted, until she told me to grab her a chair and the camera. Here are the eyewitness pics taken by her and embellished by Steph!! Good job Steph!! (Funny thing is, Steph has visited us at least 3 times and has never seen Bert!!) He’s a lurker!! I’ll be putting the planter in the yard tomorrow just to see if Bert remembers. And if he does?? I’ll take more pics! (I’m SUCH a voyeur!!!!)