I was pretty sure I had posted about this blithering idiot before but I can’t find it. The Vietnamese gardener I used up until the time we decided to get sod. (Aside: He asked if I needed him to mow when the yard was DIRT!!!!)
He was and still is the laziest gardener I have ever seen! Does the bare minimum, hardly cleans up and recently raised his fees! I have fired him 3 times now but he still show’s up every other week, leaning on the doorbell at 6:30 AM! As far as I can remember, our last conversation went pretty much like this:
HIM: You want mow?
Him: Your lawn look like crap!!
Me: It’s dirt, you moron!
Him: Next week?
Me: Go Away!!
Him: OK! Next week!!
Me: I have a gun!!
Him: See you next week!
That was like two months ago! And who happens to show up at my front door this morning at 6:30 LEANING on the doorbell?? You guessed it!! Ho Chi Minh!! Wanting to mow! I explained to him that it was NEW sod and could not be walked on for 3 weeks or mowed for a month!! He did a few calculations on his abacus and declared that he would be here NEXT WEEK!! I told him no and that it would be another 3 weeks before I wanted it mowed and also that HE would not be inflicting his brutal tortue on it!! He replied that he understood about new sod but hoped I would change my mind. I told him I would think about it. He then turned around and walked DIRECTLY across the lawn!! I yelled at him and he said OOPS, but continued walking across the rest of the lawn and the parkway portion too!
Guess who will NOT be getting hired!! Jerk!!!