O M G!!!!!!!!!

Seriously folks, I received this in an email from ‘Dad’, my handyman today!!  I phoned him and he claims that he is serious and thinks it’s a great idea!!  (Waiting for my patio to collapse any minute!)
 
My Dear Family & Friends,

Somewhat embarrassing to admit, but quite typical for me, Christmas will be tight this year. So, I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You’ll most likely agree that it’s a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I’ve included the instructions below:

How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxi pads to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically appealing), etc.

These slippers are:
* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light and Get out the Sand Bags.

I’ve attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you can see the nifty slippers for yourself…. Awaiting your response. It’s crucial that I get the right size for each one of you!
 
 
 MERRY CHRISTMAS!  


Tim

MaxiPadSlippers

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19 Responses to O M G!!!!!!!!!

  1. Jude says:

    Ummmmmm………he’s serious????????
     
    OMG!!!!!!

  2. Jade says:

    HAHAHHAAHAA!!!!!!!!
    So your dad’s funny too eh?
    You never know at their age -LOL!

  3. CAROL says:

    OHHHHH MYYYY GGGGAWDD… too funny BOB.. geeeeeeeeez where did he get that idea from??? GULP!  : )

  4. Tracie says:

    Could he add a nice heal on those?  No really, I’ll pass.  LOL  Maybe you could use those to tape your patio together. ?

  5. Jane says:

    Just remember not to flush them.
    Ooh, I wonder what happens if they get wet?

  6. Zeynep says:

    OMG!! I like it… xx

  7. Tracie says:

    Had to come back for a second look,  way too funny!

  8. Stephanie says:

    Bob, Bob, Bob…. you have WAYYYY too much time on your hands! LMAO Sheesh!
    BIG HUGS, Steph

  9. J says:

    Gotta love it!!! Size 11.

     

  10. Silver says:

    Oh I love them!
     
    xx

  11. Raven says:

    Wrong, on so many levels!
    XXX~R

  12. Lena says:

     
    *raises hand*
     
    do I buy the maxi pads with or without wings?
     
     
     

  13. ♥ Aimee says:

    now THAT is just way too funny…
    *~* :o) before you put on a frown… :o) make sure there are no smiles available… :o) *~*

  14. Lynn says:

    Beautiful…just beautiful.  I haven’t seen anything that funny in a while!  Thanks, Bob!

  15. Amy says:

    OMG!  I used to have a slipper addiction.  I lost it when I started bellydancing barefoot.  I think this might bring it back!Size 71/2 please!

  16. David says:

    There are so many bird-witted folks in this world who nonetheless manage to reach maturity – even old age – without accidentaly shooting themselves or driving off cliffs that one can only stare in amazement. Sort of a neat idea – I wonder he would be more surprised if you made him a pair or if you didn’t. At any rate, you gotta admit the guy is a professional to the core.

  17. TheSpeedofLife says:

    I wonder if you make the slippers with wings you’ll have Air *ike Slippers…hahaha  That rain storm you were supposed to get dumped 6" of snow on us.

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