New TEETH!!!!

I finally got the end result of months of dental work today and got my New and Improved dentures!!  The ‘uppers’ are awesome but the ‘lowers’ still need some adjusting.  Can’t wait until they are perfect…. maybe next week!  LOVE my dentist!!! 
 
Not much else going on here so I’m posting an email I received 4 years ago!!  Hope you enjoy it because it STILL cracks me up!
 
HEY!  I told your it was Beatles Week! 
 
 
Letter of Resignation

Mr. Baker,

As an employee of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superior shares an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel.

 
After your consistent and annoying harassment of myself, and my
co-workers during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.

Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen.
I was hired because I know about Unix, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of "cut and paste" for the hundredth time.

You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP is.

Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will. You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. You have a sharp-dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude.

 
In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle.

Seeing as this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy, I am forced to tender my resignation, however I have a few parting points.

1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to hurt me is "I prefer not to comment." I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would be unable to do it on your own.

2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I am going to publish your "favourites list", which I conveniently saved when you made me "back up" your useless files. I believe that terms like "Lolita" are not usually viewed favourably by the administration.

3. When you borrowed the digital camera to "take pictures of your 
mothers b-day", you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a ketchup bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (Try to use a spell check please, I hate having to correct your damn mistakes.)

Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow, not ONE minute later. One word of this to anybody and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never screw with your systems administrators, because they know what you do with all your free time.

Sincerely,

Ted Brewer

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16 Responses to New TEETH!!!!

  1. Beth says:

    That was a good one Bob.  Glad ya got your dental work done!!

  2. Lena says:

     
    Cool!  Now you can send your leftover Percos to me 😀  Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
     
    Hugs boyboy
     

  3. nodope says:

     
    How did Mrs. S take the news of your new found love? (gotcha!)
    Very funny letter; thank God I provide my own systems administrations services.
     
    Joel

  4. CAROL says:

    WOWIE.. what a blast that guy gave.. Glad I am not the one he was mad at.. pretty good one BOB..  : )  Glad your teeth are almost perfect!!  The writer strike is over >>THANK GOD!!!  Now if Obama can take all the rest of the primaries I would be estatic!!  STillll snowed today. it is getting soooo old!!  : (   take care..  : )

  5. Isabelle says:

    bbeeeahhhhhhahahahhahahahaha!
     
    That’s what I call a resignation letter!!
     
    Take care,
    Isa

  6. renay says:

    good lukc on getting adjusted with the new dentures

  7. Holly says:

    New TEETH!!!!
    It’s a new trying…..
    er..
    have it can help you ..I think ..
    haha..
    good eat …good food ..
     

  8. Holly says:

    letter of resignation
    heihei..
    maybe I want one ..

  9. Beth says:

    Is that a real email that got sent to you by mistake?  Hilarious.
     
    Congrats on the new teeth! 

  10. Kat says:

    first, congrats on the new chompers!! 🙂 second, lmao at the letter of resignation!!! I would LOVE to give that to someone when my job ends! LOLcan’t hear beatles I’m on my iPhone but I’ll log on later to enjoy it! Hugaroooos!

  11. Ice says:

    YaY on the teeth!!!
    Love the letter!
    LoL
    How funny!
    ~Ice

  12. Kat says:

    Oooooo she loves you yeahhhh yeahhh yeahhhhh
    she loves you yeahhhhh yeahhhh yeahhhh
     
    Dang. Now its totally stuck in my head!!!!

  13. KatSoup says:

    ha ha
    Happy VD
     

  14. Kat says:

    WOOOOO!!
     
    Kat Scritch fevahhhhh na na na nahhhhh
    Kat Scritch fevahhhhh na na na nahhhhhhhh
     
    hehehehe. Thanks Bob-a-roo!!!!

  15. ♥ Aimee says:

    lol…

    !!Happy Valentines Day!!
    *~* :o) always remember to be happy… :o) because you never know who is falling in love with your smile… :o) *~*

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