I don’t rant much, especially here. I’m pretty mellow. But here goes!! Stand back and wear eye protection!!
Most of you have read my posts about my neighbor Charlotte (Crazy Lady!! The one with the Redneck son). Also, the one who thinks that Mexicans are walking her walls and camping in her backyard. ALSO! The same one who beleives that the WOMAN down the street is peeping in her windows at night!! Oh Yeah!! And that my gardeners and I planted shrubbery in her yard in the middle of the night, which she pulled out!! K!!!!!
Anyhow, several years ago she had her lawn resodded, and the aforementioned shrubbery planted, after her first attempt to grow ‘Golf Green’ grass failed miserably! (Picture the Gobi Desert after a nuclear test!!). So now her lawn looks great, minus the shrubbery…. But when she had it sodded, she refused to have her guys sod the smal 8′ X 4′ patch of lawn that we share because 2 feet of it is our piece of dirt!!
So when we had our yard sodded, we had our landscapers sod that small patch too, even though they could not install sprinklers there. We phoned her (too scary in person!!) and told her, and offered a deal! We would pay for the sodding and she or one of her multiple sons or grandsons would water it! She seemed thrilled!!
Almost a year later and they have yet to put a drop of water on that patch!! Except for her Redneck son who likes to spit alot! So guess who is doing it?? You got it!! She has a hose 10 feet away but it leaks so bad that I got soaked the one time I tried to use it. Plus, she is too cheap to buy a nozzle for it. So I drag my 75 foot hose out there every third day to water, plus I feed it and my gardeners mow it!
Oh GOD!! She is standing in my front yard peering in the window!! 911!! 911!! lol!
Well, the past few times I watered that patch she was either in a lawn chair in her open garage or sitting on the ground in her housecoat pulling weeds, but when she sees me dragging my hose out?? She is gone!!!
I have 4 solutions:
1. Talk to her Redneck son
2. Have him buy a new hose
3. Have him buy an actual nozzle
4. Have ONE of them get off their A$$ and turn the hose on!!
Am I wrong?? Rant over!! I feel better!
My Anaheim Ducks are playing in game 3 of the NHL playoffs tonight, in Dallas, and they had better win!! They only needs 4 things! Better goaltending, more offense, stay out of the penalty box and much better penalty killing. Is that too much to ask!! Maybe! Down 2 games to 0, they need to take it one game at a time!
Now as for the Lakers?? They are now #1 in the Western Conference and can clinch that by beating Sacramento tonight!!
That’s all I have for tonight, I guess!! Nothing much going on here!! OH!! I bought a new electric shaver today AND new underwear!! LOL Good old WalMart!!
I’m playing a Bellamy Brothers song tonight that I have played before. Sorry, but it is so my life 25 years ago!! I mean REALLY!!!!!
Take care all and thanks for letting me rant. Oh, one more thing! Baxter with his new toy!!!