GOOD: I woke up this morning and as I went to pick up my newspapers I saw this! These photos don’t do it justice.
Some day I’m going to sneak over and pull down that antenna!!
BAD: The plumber showed up at 8:00!! I’m just not a morning person but he did a good job at a great price.
GOOD: I fixed the two leaking toilets myself! I get a gold star!!
STRANGE: I exchanged a USB hub (converts one USB port on your computer to Four) at Radio Shack and told them that I was getting errors when I tried to use it. The girl plugged it in and said, "But it lights up!". Anyhow, she gave me a new one but kept the packaging so they could RESELL IT!! WTH????
BAD: My Eagles lost yesterday!! So the Sports page wasn’t very much fun to read. But at least you won’t have to hear me yakking about them.
GOOD: Since it’s a holiday, Discovery Channel is doing a ‘Man vs Wild’ marathon!! WOOO! My favorite! It’s a survival show and you would NOT believe the things the things he eats and drinks. Right now Bear Grylls is in the Sahara and making a bed/shelter out of a dead camel!! Dinner? Two scorpions and two raw goat testicles!! YUCK!!!! Now he’s eating his bed!! But at least he’s cooking it! Maybe this should be in the STRANGE category!
Footnote: He barfed up the testicles as the Berber natives laughed at him!! HAHAHA!
Since I seem to have a theme here, I leave you with this. It should insult just about everyone!!
Heaven and Hell
Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French, and it is all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, and it is all organized by the Italians!
Have a GREAT week!!