Super Sunday!

The house is clean, the food is almost done and no guests yet…. quiet time!  Watching the 6 hour pregame show and looking forward to not only the game but also the commercials!  Always some great ones!!

So no long post today but I’ll leave you with this joke.

Answering Machine at Mental Health Hospital

"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline……"

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

 
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

 
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship

.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

 
If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, no one will answer.

 
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

 
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.

 

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone, mother’s maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y &
c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.

 
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

 
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you."

 
If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lay down & cry. You won’t be crazy forever.

If you are blonde don’t press any buttons, you’ll just mess it up!

Sorry if I offended anyone…  Enjoy your Sunday and the game!

Go CARDINALS!!

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8 Responses to Super Sunday!

  1. Joe says:

    You’re a card Bob, I hope you have a great time…we’re off to a party of our own…sorry man, you’re just too far away for me to visit. Blessings my friend!

  2. Grandma's says:

    LOL….the second to last one applies to me. Good to know I won’t be crazy forever…but I wouldn’t count on it !!Guess you are going to have to enjoy your food without me. Turns out my mom needs me today…so I will not be making an appearance at your super bowl party. Perhaps you could E-mail me some cyber-wings as a consolation…..or a song…that always brightens up my day….or both!! Have a wonderful party Bob…..hope your team wins….Go Cardinals Go!!!(((Hugs)))~Karin~

  3. Steve says:

    I want to reply to your joke but……………………………………………………..And right you are, go Cards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Rambling says:

    Hope your team wins. I’m not watching because I don’t care for pro football but if someone made me..I would root for the Cards.Underdogs.

  5. Steve says:

    you did not offend me, just the opposite! Going off to watch the game, I am going to get my pizza out of the oven. May the best team win, AND OF COURSE IT IS THE CARDINALS!

  6. Beth says:

    I don’t care who wins but I do like the name Cardinals. LOLHave a wonderful time Bob.Hugs,Beth

  7. renay says:

    cute joke. i'[m gl;ad the steelers won. i only watched it for the half time show

  8. John says:

    Well what happened to our Cardinal’s??? I Lost Money and I won Money, so all i really did was break even which is better than losing!!!It was a good game, and i really thought it was over in the first half.JohnPS. I did have Wings today, but we could not find the Frank’s Red hot Sauce you were talking about, we only have one Grocery Store, Because we lost Shop Smart yesterday.

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