State Mottos

I posted this a year ago but I have so many new friends that I thought I would share it again!!  Too Funny!!
 
STATE MOTTOS: (almost certain to offend someone!)
 
Alabama: Heck Yes, We Have Electricity!
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Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong!
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Arizona: But It’s A DRY Heat
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Arkansas: Literacy Ain’t Everything
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California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
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Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother
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Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don’t Own It –Yet
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Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
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Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
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Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
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Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
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Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes … Well Okay, We’re Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
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Illinois: Please Don’t Pronounce the "S"
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Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
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Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
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Louisiana: We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That’s Our Tourism campaign
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Maine: We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
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Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s (For Most TaxBrackets)
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Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
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Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes … And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
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Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
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Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
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Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
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Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
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Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
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New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
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New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
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New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney …
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North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
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North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
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Ohio: At Least We’re Not Michigan
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Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
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Oregon: Spotted Owl … It’s What’s For Dinner
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Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
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Rhode Island: We’re Not REALLY An Island
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South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn’t Actually Surrender
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South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
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Tennessee: The Educashun State
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Texas: Si’ Hablo Ing’les (Yes, I Speak English)
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Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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Vermont: Yep
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Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don’t Mix?
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Washington: Help! We’re Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
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Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
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West Virginia: One Big Happy Family … Really!
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Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
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Wyoming: Where Men Are Men … and the sheep are scared!
 
 
Rascal Flatts songs are almost over, In fact, Wednesday will be the last Flatts I play …. At least until ther new CD comes out on April 7.
 
Hope your weeks are Great ones and the weather is warming.

 

 

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10 Responses to State Mottos

  1. Kuskulana says:

    Having been born in Nebraska, grew up in Idaho, and now in Alaska I like them!But traditionally Alaska has been either We don’t give a damn how they do it outside, or, Alaska, where men are men and so are the women LOL

  2. Jade says:

    I thought the kennedy’s owned everything 😀

  3. Beth says:

    I can’t stress it enough. Leave the s off Illinois when you pronounce it. Say noy not noise. LOLHugs,Beth

  4. Kuskulana says:

    I remembered about Nebraska, it has to be Go Big Red!!!

  5. Ms Noanie says:

    I hated to stop the song to leave a note – love that song – so powerful! And the state mottos are too funny.Be well. Peace

  6. Jude says:

    hahahaha love it!!! And all those people in Michigan want to come TO Canada, remember that! LMAO

  7. Stephen Craig says:

    Too funny! Gave me a couple of good smiles from all the miles and good people of this great nation. Yes we can laugh at ourselves in good times and bad. Then get on and make things right. A bit for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Uq3nI11w4gAnd as ever be well

  8. .. says:

    Michigan???? damn … they’re all over us alllllllllllll the time !!! HAHAHAHA … I just looked down and seen Jude’s reaction. SAME!!!!Love them all !!! Good blog.PS – I doged the bullet with Rhode Island : 10 years ago, my 1’st time in NYC and I am told that we’re going to RI. I got all excited I’m going to see an island but somehow … just kept my mouth shut. The best thing to do sometimes, eh?Mind you my geography knowledge about the states in the US is really good now. hehehe … learned my lesoon.

  9. Sue says:

    Always a kick! But hey, both my boys were born in Montana—it IS a great state…just bad press. Have a great day, BOB!

  10. Kat says:

    Washington: Help! We’re Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

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