Engineers!

I may have posted this before but it’s too funny!!   And True!!
 

Q: What is the definition of an engineer?

 
A: Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you
had in a way you don’t understand. 
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Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer? 

A: When he realizes he doesn’t have the charisma to be 
an undertaker. 
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Q: What do engineers use for birth control?

 
A: Their personalities. 
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Q: How can you tell an extroverted engineer?

 
A: When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes 
instead of his own. 
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Q: Why did the engineers cross the road?

 
A: Because they looked in the file and that’s what 
they did last year. 
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Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane?

 
A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold 
up a road map the wrong way. 
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You might be an engineer if …

 
1) Choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or 
upgrading your RAM is a moral dilemma 
 
2) You take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour 
of the engine room 
 
3) In college you thought Spring Break was metal 
fatigue failure 
 
4) The sales people at the local computer store can’t 
answer any of your questions 
 
5) At an air show you know how fast the skydivers are 
falling 
 
6) You bought your wife a new CD-ROM drive for her 
birthday 
 
7) You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie 
 
8) You can type 70 words per minute but can’t read 
your own handwriting 
 
9) You comment to your wife that her straight hair is 
nice and parallel 
 
10) You sit backwards on the Disneyland rides to see 
how they do the special effects 
 
11) You have saved every power cord from all your 
broken appliances 
 
12) You have more friends on the Internet than in real 
life 
 
13) You know what "

http:// <http://> " stands for 
 
14) You look forward to Christmas so you can put the 
kids’ toys together 
 
15) You see a good design and still have to change it 
 
16) You spent more on your calculator than on your 
wedding ring 
 
17) You still own a slide rule and know how to use it 
 
18) You think that people yawning around you are sleep 
deprived 
 
19) You window shop at Radio Shack 
 
20) Your laptop computer costs more than your car 
 
21) your wife hasn’t the foggiest idea of what you do 
at work. 
 
22) You’ve already calculated how much you make per 
second 
 
23) You’ve tried to repair a $5 radio

If any of you are engineers…. Sorry!

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Our friend Ramblin’ On is trying to get a ‘Pimp Your Coffee Mug’ week going so here is mine and my wife’s!

This is Becky’s coffee mug…

And here is her Expresso mug! From Europe!!

And here is my HUGE one!!!

There ya go Ramblin’!!  I got the ball rolling!  Next up will be ‘Pimp Your Cellpnone’!!

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My crazy neighbor, Charlotte, locked herself out again but when I tried her keys the locks opened right up!  As usual, her redneck son was too busy to drive 5 minutes and help.

Have a GREAT weekend Yall!!!

Changing things up with the music tonight.  Carrie Underwood and Randy Travis.  Great song…. Enjoy!!

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7 Responses to Engineers!

  1. Kuskulana says:

    The engineerisms have me still laughing, if you only knew how many are really true LOLUsed to be I couldn’t spell engineer now I are one!

  2. Beth says:

    LOL I enjoyed the engineer joke.Hugs,Beth

  3. Duckie says:

    Love the engineer joke. Thank goodness I never dated one. I married insurance guy instead (BIG MISTAKE) LOL

  4. john says:

    engineers design in Squares. Couldn’t get slipstick in circles. Great jokes….

  5. .. says:

    Hehehe 12 is true … I should get a life, shouldn’t I? Yeah …Have a great weekend! !!! Thank you very much for visiting and for the nice words !!! You made my day !!!Thank you my friend. Alex xxxx

  6. Ann says:

    Came from Carol Dee;s. Love the engineer stuff, having been unhappily married to one for 17 long years. 😦

  7. Sue says:

    LOVE the Engineer jokes. My son, S’s, girlfriend is an Engineer, so I’m sending this to him! My other son, M, has aspirations of being an engineer too. But maybe after reading this, he’ll change his mind…HA! Great fun at any rate. Yes, I’ll TRY to get some pics of my morning mug (coffee, that is!) soon. Stay tuned…

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