This is Bonnie! Who did you expect?
I have a few bones to pick (get it?? Yeah, I didn’t think so!). That idiot who forces me to call him Dad, screwed up and left me alone with his internet thing turned on. I read what that stupid lug Buzz wrote yesterday. Birthday, smirthday!! He doesn’t even know how old he is! He waddles around here like an old man… Just like dad!! If Buzz really wants to know his age, I say cut him in half and count the rings!!
Oh yeah!! I DID get his treats, the big wimp! And I took my sweet time eating them too! Right in front of him! Baxter just ran off, probably under the bed. Right now I’m waiting for the street-sweeper to drive by so I can bark my cute head off! If I could just get ahold of that &%!)*@$ guy, I’d show him!! And he’s late today!! He’s worse than the UPS guy, the mail person and that idiot trash collector combined!! Oh wait!! Here he comes…….!! Be right back!
I feel better now! But while I was on this internet machine I found this that my Dad had sent to all of you…
What the H*&% was he thinking? He WILL pay!! Anyhow peeps, I have to go. I have a busy day, like beating up that wimp Baxter, harassing Buzz and seeking revenge against my human and napping on his pillow for hours! He hates that.
Catch ya later, Bonnie
PS: This is Bob. I’m sooo sorry and I apologize for Bonnie’s post. She has a mean streak that comes out once in awhile. She’s napping somewhere now so I’d better check my pillow! I’ll be back with my OWN post tomorrow and I’ll try to keep my dogs off of here!!